Lowbrow Christmas Bundle
This limited set includes
5 "Why Christmas Trees Don't Drink" Standard size Christmas cards.
5 Red envelopes so you can mail them to your unsuspecting friends.
2 16 page full color "Santa vs. the C.P.S.P." Holiday story books (one for you and one for a friend)
3 Full color, 3" weather proof vinyl Christmas themed Safety Kid Stickers.
1 Large 3" Dancing Santa mirrored sticker
1 Large full color 3" Black Friday safety kid Sticker
1 Glass ball ornament with an awful hand drawn sketch on it.
1 Signed Hardcover copy of Odd Tales 164 pages of poems and artwork featuring the original Santa vs. the C.P.S.P. story,
1 copy of The Snow Prince a 24 page comic size story of snowmen, cabbage and murder (a New Years Eve story)
1 Large 2.5" Safety Kid Sticker club rectangle button
2 Large Halloween Stickers
2 Valentines Day Safety Kid stickers
2- Large 3'-6" Monsters and Kids vinyl Stickers (may be different than pictured).
If you live in NJ and you want to grab one in person, go to The Underground 615 E.Moss Mill Road, Historic Smithville Galloway NJ.
1-3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.