Lowbrow Christmas bundle


Lowbrow Christmas Bundle

This limited set includes
5 "Why Christmas Trees Don't Drink" Standard size Christmas cards.
5 Red envelopes so you can mail them to your unsuspecting friends.
2 16 page full color "Santa vs. the C.P.S.P." Holiday story books (one for you and one for a friend)
3 Full color, 3" weather proof vinyl Christmas themed Safety Kid Stickers.
1 Large 3" Dancing Santa mirrored sticker
1 Large full color 3" Black Friday safety kid Sticker
1 Glass ball ornament with an awful hand drawn sketch on it.
1 Signed Hardcover copy of Odd Tales 164 pages of poems and artwork featuring the original Santa vs. the C.P.S.P. story,
1 copy of The Snow Prince a 24 page comic size story of snowmen, cabbage and murder (a New Years Eve story)
1 Large 2.5" Safety Kid Sticker club rectangle button
2 Large Halloween Stickers
2 Valentines Day Safety Kid stickers
2- Large 3'-6" Monsters and Kids vinyl Stickers (may be different than pictured).

If you live in NJ and you want to grab one in person, go to The Underground 615 E.Moss Mill Road, Historic Smithville Galloway NJ.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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